COWDUNG;

lonelywhiteasian:

i love donuts. they’re not self-centered at all.

i-cant-think-of-a-better-url:

latenight-fireworks:

u-n-p-e-r-f-e-c-t:

dulect:

Members of The Pussycat Dolls

• Nicole Scherzinger
• ????????
• ?
• ?
• ??
• ?????

Members of Maroon 5

• Adam Levine
• ????????
• ?
• ?
• ??

Members of Paramore

• Hayley Williams
• ???
• ?????????
• ????
• ???

Members of the black eyes peas
• fergie
• Will.i.am
•?????
•??
•?????????

but-i-ship-it-so-hard:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

i want a ring that acts as a mini-watch and i can check the time on my finger instead of my wrist

the future is now

dumpsterfetus:

trying to lower a pokemon’s HP so you can catch it but you get a critical hit and it faints

somuchfandoms:

like… what even

inspires you to

write such things 

that dont make 

any sense

WHAT SO EVER

desmond-the-moon-bear:

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

what do you call a mouse wearing a purple hat

fine fuck you guys yall re missing out on some quality humour

if this hits 1,000 notes ill say the answer

you are perfect

orgygami:

when theres a long intro before a music video

penice:

hungarian:

sleeping naked is very dangerous bc if someone breaks into your house at night it would be very embarrassing to fight him off while naked

leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

hocotate:

hocotate:

my advice for freshman:

• please wear deodorant
• please wear deodorant
• please wear deodorant
• please wear deodorant
• please wear deodorant

fuckyeahlaughters:

bcperfect:

perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee

disneyismyescape:

dr3amingofdisn3y:

no-one-sees:

tangledupindisneydreams:

toothiaana:

when your otp is about to kiss

and then they pull away at the last second

You mean like this

Or like this ?

Or THIS?!

WHAT ABOUT

THIS?!

thesulfurandthesea:

sometimes I get frustrated because you can’t put numbers in caps

12

am I screaming?

you’ll never know

the-vashta-nerada:

i’ve got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER and my dad was like “let’s not make any rash decisions” and we high fived and now my mom is yelling at us

gatituh:

commanderinqueef:

today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”

unicornsandrainbowmoustaches:

hazwards:

do you ever get bored on the internet so you go on the internet 

my entire life

fuckyourwritinghabits:

cornflakepizza:

winchesterbr0s:

hesmybrother-hesadopted:

czarnoksieznik:

beesmygod:

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

what in the shit pissing fuck

This makes me really chuffed.

This post is quite egregious

Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

goddamnit.

a-ckleholic:

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

r u ever scared to walk past a group of people even though you are also a people

pauliebleeker:

IM

FUXCKIN

CRYIN

bencucumberbatch:

DO YOU EVER FIND ONE OF YOUR ‘FRIENDS’ SO ANNOYING AND YOU JUST WANT TO SHAKE THEM AND TELL THEM THAT THEY ARE ANNOYING AS FUCK BUT YOU CAN’T BECAUSE YOU’RE ‘F R I E N D S’

odetoabird:

cumber-bitches:

cazastrophic:

cumber-bitches:

how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.

Wizardry.

ahh, makes sense. 

fetus deletus